1 00:00:06,320 --> 00:00:07,021 Tea? 2 00:00:07,956 --> 00:00:10,123 Trendy coats, bedrolls, saddlebags? 3 00:00:10,166 --> 00:00:13,987 Ooooh! A surprise vacation just for the two of us? 4 00:00:14,067 --> 00:00:15,384 How thoughtful! 5 00:00:15,483 --> 00:00:19,587 I hear Puerto Caballo is lovely this time of year. 6 00:00:19,686 --> 00:00:22,104 Sand like powdered sugar. 7 00:00:24,276 --> 00:00:26,375 Um, Princess Celestia is taking us 8 00:00:26,393 --> 00:00:29,064 on an overnight goodwill tour of Yakyakistan. 9 00:00:29,193 --> 00:00:30,412 I just found out. 10 00:00:30,996 --> 00:00:37,489 So what you're saying is no tea? Oh well, that's fine. 11 00:00:37,526 --> 00:00:39,329 I wasn't thirsty anyway. 12 00:00:43,470 --> 00:00:45,236 If you're looking for something to do, 13 00:00:45,366 --> 00:00:48,073 you could spend the evening with Spike and Big Mac. 14 00:00:48,707 --> 00:00:53,046 Ha. 15 00:00:54,104 --> 00:00:55,101 You aren't kidding. 16 00:00:55,520 --> 00:00:59,046 They're very nice. They have a "Top Secret" thing they do 17 00:00:59,090 --> 00:01:00,473 whenever we leave Ponyville, 18 00:01:00,720 --> 00:01:02,627 although everypony knows about it, 19 00:01:02,689 --> 00:01:04,313 so it's not a very good secret. 20 00:01:04,646 --> 00:01:06,240 I think you'd have fun with them. 21 00:01:06,412 --> 00:01:08,707 "Fun?" With sidekicks? 22 00:01:08,756 --> 00:01:10,596 Oh, you must think that we're in a dimension 23 00:01:10,640 --> 00:01:13,033 where everything is opposite. 24 00:01:14,086 --> 00:01:17,760 Da dee la! I'm Opposite Discord 25 00:01:17,901 --> 00:01:20,412 and I want to hang out with Spike and Big Mac! 26 00:01:20,646 --> 00:01:23,070 I'm sure I'd have fun. 27 00:01:23,187 --> 00:01:25,200 WELL GUESS WHAT, SASSAFRAS! 28 00:01:25,433 --> 00:01:28,480 I'M OPPOSITE FLUTTERSHY AND I'M SICK OF BEING NICE 29 00:01:28,523 --> 00:01:30,449 AND QUIET ALL THE TIME! 30 00:01:31,864 --> 00:01:34,252 Let me explain it to you as simply as I can. 31 00:01:34,510 --> 00:01:38,830 Me? Amazing. Them? Well, I've already forgotten 32 00:01:38,880 --> 00:01:40,910 who we're talking about. You see? 33 00:01:41,421 --> 00:01:43,944 All I'm saying is it's an opportunity 34 00:01:43,993 --> 00:01:46,344 to expand your circle of friends. 35 00:01:47,433 --> 00:01:50,492 Unless you're afraid they won't like you. 36 00:01:51,507 --> 00:01:55,593 Oh please, don't stoop to tedious reverse psychology. 37 00:01:55,858 --> 00:01:57,366 You're better than that. 38 00:01:57,883 --> 00:02:00,073 It never hurts to make new friends. 39 00:02:01,575 --> 00:02:03,649 Hmph. Consider it considered. 40 00:02:07,218 --> 00:02:09,975 Couldn't I just come with you instead? 41 00:02:17,605 --> 00:02:22,600 Regular subtitles By YayPonies Eeyup, eeyup eeyup eeyup! eeyup eeyup?! nnope! https://yp1.yayponies.no/ 42 00:02:53,353 --> 00:02:55,827 I suppose this is goodbye, then. 43 00:02:56,301 --> 00:02:59,452 Have an absolutely fabulous voyage. 44 00:03:02,529 --> 00:03:03,963 Discord. 45 00:03:04,812 --> 00:03:07,046 Well, it's not my fault the new train route 46 00:03:07,113 --> 00:03:10,855 leads into an active volcano. Guess you'll have to stay. 47 00:03:13,384 --> 00:03:14,769 Oh, you're no fun. 48 00:03:17,181 --> 00:03:18,713 I got my bedroll, parka, 49 00:03:18,769 --> 00:03:20,843 unattractive but functional hikin' boots. 50 00:03:21,027 --> 00:03:22,978 Uh, anything I forgot, Pinkie Pie? 51 00:03:23,163 --> 00:03:25,366 You're our resident Yakyakistan expert. 52 00:03:25,530 --> 00:03:27,827 Nope! I brought Yeti food. 53 00:03:30,540 --> 00:03:32,344 Did I forget to mention there's a pony-eating Yeti 54 00:03:32,406 --> 00:03:35,784 on Frostfield Glacier? We're gonna have so much fun! 55 00:03:36,430 --> 00:03:41,526 Ha. If he messes with us, I'll turn that Yeti into confetti. 56 00:03:48,560 --> 00:03:51,335 Somepony's in an awful quick hurry to get us outta here. 57 00:03:51,729 --> 00:03:53,969 Don't y'all have too much fun without us. 58 00:03:55,113 --> 00:03:58,566 I bet you boys have big plans. Right, Spike? 59 00:03:58,849 --> 00:04:00,689 I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about. 60 00:04:01,735 --> 00:04:04,160 Although if I did, I certainly wouldn't be 61 00:04:04,215 --> 00:04:06,375 allowed to discuss it with you girls. 62 00:04:07,987 --> 00:04:09,218 Bye-bye! 63 00:04:11,550 --> 00:04:12,455 Bye y'all! 64 00:04:31,571 --> 00:04:33,802 Fascinating article, yes? 65 00:04:34,900 --> 00:04:36,329 Don't let them come over, please don't 66 00:04:36,395 --> 00:04:39,370 let them come over, please, please, please! 67 00:04:39,449 --> 00:04:41,557 Oh! Salutations, my friends! 68 00:04:41,647 --> 00:04:44,527 Wish I could stay and chat, but... I don't want to. 69 00:04:45,050 --> 00:04:50,936 Wait! Um, we were wondering... what are you up to tonight? 70 00:04:53,223 --> 00:04:54,465 Here we go. 71 00:04:54,687 --> 00:04:57,317 Do you want to, I don't know... hang out? 72 00:04:57,543 --> 00:04:59,101 Is that like something you do? 73 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:01,520 Oh, Twilight's friend 74 00:05:01,560 --> 00:05:03,458 and Applejack's monosyllabic brother! 75 00:05:03,515 --> 00:05:07,167 If only I weren't super busy this evening. 76 00:05:08,649 --> 00:05:11,214 I guess Guys' Night will just be you and me. 77 00:05:13,557 --> 00:05:14,315 A Guys' Night? 78 00:05:14,578 --> 00:05:16,776 You mean a rowdy evening of reckless revelry? 79 00:05:17,101 --> 00:05:19,152 Zoot suits, fedoras, swing dancing? 80 00:05:20,136 --> 00:05:21,392 Eh, something like that. 81 00:05:21,590 --> 00:05:23,571 You should totally come! 82 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:26,484 Three of us would be way better than two. 83 00:05:27,788 --> 00:05:30,329 That does sound fun, actually. 84 00:05:30,945 --> 00:05:31,844 Too bad you're busy. 85 00:05:34,030 --> 00:05:36,437 Well, I suppose I could squeeze you in 86 00:05:36,475 --> 00:05:39,181 if I moved a few very important ponies around. 87 00:05:39,731 --> 00:05:43,548 June, honey? Be a dear, reschedule Luna and Cay-Cay? 88 00:05:43,811 --> 00:05:46,310 That's what I call Princess Celestia. What a hoot. 89 00:05:46,531 --> 00:05:48,037 In fact, clear the whole evening. 90 00:05:48,110 --> 00:05:49,407 Tonight is Guys' Night. 91 00:05:49,656 --> 00:05:51,651 These fellas invited me to spice things up 92 00:05:51,708 --> 00:05:53,915 and bring a little class to the whole affair. 93 00:05:55,957 --> 00:05:58,061 Tonight will be the best night of your lives. 94 00:05:58,202 --> 00:06:01,590 And not just because you get to bask in my greatness. 95 00:06:01,990 --> 00:06:04,320 I do love basking in things. See you tonight! 96 00:06:04,851 --> 00:06:07,938 Twilight's castle. The fun starts promptly at sundown. 97 00:06:08,730 --> 00:06:10,541 Technically the fun starts when I arrive, 98 00:06:10,597 --> 00:06:14,461 but I'll make sure it's around sunset. Adieu, fellas. 99 00:06:20,070 --> 00:06:25,769 And... we have sundown. Repeat: we have sundown. 100 00:06:26,254 --> 00:06:29,072 I declare tonight's GUYS' NIGHT ceremonies 101 00:06:29,265 --> 00:06:32,160 officially... OPEN! 102 00:06:32,465 --> 00:06:34,310 EEYUP! 103 00:06:34,804 --> 00:06:38,447 It's Guys' Night aw yeah havin' fun now, aw yeah. 104 00:06:41,887 --> 00:06:42,616 What the hay? 105 00:06:50,489 --> 00:06:53,360 Announcing the much-anticipated arrival 106 00:06:53,458 --> 00:06:55,345 of the Spirit of Chaos and Disharmony, 107 00:06:55,397 --> 00:06:58,785 the Purveyor of Pandemoneum, Lord of Lawlessness, 108 00:06:58,842 --> 00:07:01,708 Earl of Turmoil, Bringer of Bedlam... 109 00:07:01,891 --> 00:07:05,722 Du-du-dun-dun-dunana DISCORD! 110 00:07:18,588 --> 00:07:20,315 So shall we hop to it? 111 00:07:20,489 --> 00:07:22,611 I've made a list of the rowdiest establishments 112 00:07:22,644 --> 00:07:26,785 in Ponyville. It's rather short. 113 00:07:28,004 --> 00:07:29,374 Actually we're staying here. 114 00:07:29,510 --> 00:07:31,887 I hope you like AWESOME GAMES! 115 00:07:33,289 --> 00:07:36,889 Games! I love games. I'm great at games. 116 00:07:38,992 --> 00:07:40,748 Famous Ponies Charades? 117 00:07:41,063 --> 00:07:44,037 Oh this is an easy one. Who am I? 118 00:07:45,887 --> 00:07:47,722 Huh? Huh? 119 00:07:49,378 --> 00:07:50,771 OH, COME ON! 120 00:07:51,383 --> 00:07:54,155 Uh, I'm talking about a real game. 121 00:07:55,124 --> 00:07:57,529 Oh, you mean like trapping best friend ponies 122 00:07:57,585 --> 00:08:00,691 in hedge mazes and turning them against each other. 123 00:08:00,842 --> 00:08:02,371 Those were the days. 124 00:08:04,108 --> 00:08:05,783 Not exactly. Wait here. 125 00:08:10,320 --> 00:08:10,974 Whatever it is, 126 00:08:11,035 --> 00:08:13,844 it can only get better by adding me to the mix. 127 00:08:14,828 --> 00:08:15,783 OK! 128 00:08:18,484 --> 00:08:21,054 In a world where evil reigns supreme, 129 00:08:21,260 --> 00:08:23,552 a small band of warriors stands tall 130 00:08:23,628 --> 00:08:29,190 against the darkness. This is... Ogres & Oubliettes. 131 00:08:36,037 --> 00:08:38,484 Oh this looks like-- 132 00:08:38,663 --> 00:08:40,672 --the best game ever? You're right! 133 00:08:41,115 --> 00:08:42,305 Yes. 134 00:08:43,134 --> 00:08:46,512 Ogres & Obliettes is a fantasy role-playing adventure game. 135 00:08:46,870 --> 00:08:49,430 Our goal? Defeat the evil Squid Wizard, 136 00:08:49,581 --> 00:08:53,727 or as we call him "The Squizard." 137 00:08:59,708 --> 00:09:02,451 The Squizard has laid siege to the last free city 138 00:09:02,494 --> 00:09:04,861 in Spiketopia; that's the name of the land. 139 00:09:05,096 --> 00:09:07,618 He's kidnapped a beautiful unicorn princess 140 00:09:07,745 --> 00:09:08,988 named Shmarity. 141 00:09:09,675 --> 00:09:12,720 Uh, which is like a normal name in Spiketopia, 142 00:09:12,757 --> 00:09:15,105 so, you know, don't think about it too much. 143 00:09:15,741 --> 00:09:19,185 Fear not. Your romantic delusions are safe with me. 144 00:09:21,341 --> 00:09:24,748 First things first: you've got to create a character. Name? 145 00:09:25,091 --> 00:09:27,708 How 'bout... "Discord." 146 00:09:29,684 --> 00:09:31,468 The whole point of the game is you get to use 147 00:09:31,496 --> 00:09:33,477 your imagination and be someone you're not. 148 00:09:34,150 --> 00:09:36,583 I'm Garbunkle, a famous magician. 149 00:09:36,818 --> 00:09:39,665 Everyone treats me with the utmost respect. 150 00:09:40,108 --> 00:09:41,454 Just like in real life. 151 00:09:42,560 --> 00:09:45,609 Now, don't get jealous, but I'm a level 30 enchanter with 152 00:09:45,670 --> 00:09:49,110 major skill points assigned to intellect and perception. 153 00:09:49,487 --> 00:09:50,564 Go on. I'm listening. 154 00:09:50,969 --> 00:09:53,910 Big Mac's character is Sir McBiggun, a level 27 155 00:09:53,967 --> 00:09:56,428 black knight unicorn from Castle Chadwick. 156 00:09:56,687 --> 00:09:57,604 I'm listening. 157 00:09:58,230 --> 00:10:00,461 When his king aligned himself with the Squizard, 158 00:10:00,611 --> 00:10:03,200 Sir McBiggun would not besmirch his honor. 159 00:10:03,289 --> 00:10:04,174 Nnope. 160 00:10:05,124 --> 00:10:06,174 I'm listening. 161 00:10:06,682 --> 00:10:10,432 And so it came to pass, the magician and black knight 162 00:10:10,616 --> 00:10:13,731 vowed to rid Spiketopia of the evil Squizard. 163 00:10:16,917 --> 00:10:19,049 So, your character's name... 164 00:10:19,265 --> 00:10:21,124 I already have the best name in the universe. 165 00:10:21,270 --> 00:10:25,195 Why would I change it for something like Captain Wuzz? 166 00:10:25,665 --> 00:10:27,251 Captain Wuzz it is! 167 00:10:31,200 --> 00:10:33,002 What class are you, Captain Wuzz? 168 00:10:33,138 --> 00:10:35,449 There's archers, mages, rogues... 169 00:10:36,776 --> 00:10:38,710 Can I suggest we take a break and, I don't know, 170 00:10:38,743 --> 00:10:40,654 go out and have some fun? 171 00:10:40,800 --> 00:10:43,369 Ponyville's not going to paint itself red. 172 00:10:43,976 --> 00:10:48,348 You'll love it once we get started. How about an archer? 173 00:10:49,091 --> 00:10:53,957 Sounds just as miserable as the other options, so fine. 174 00:10:56,423 --> 00:10:59,840 "Sir McBiggun," are you prepared to enter the world 175 00:10:59,910 --> 00:11:01,835 of Ogres & Oubliettes? 176 00:11:02,112 --> 00:11:03,289 Eeyup. 177 00:11:03,590 --> 00:11:07,731 Discord, or should I say, "Captain Wuzz," are you-- 178 00:11:07,783 --> 00:11:09,007 Oh, get on with it. 179 00:11:12,334 --> 00:11:14,484 We find ourselves trapped in the dungeon 180 00:11:14,640 --> 00:11:17,642 of the evil Squizard. The bars are locked tight. 181 00:11:19,609 --> 00:11:20,903 The bars exist... 182 00:11:21,138 --> 00:11:23,665 ...in our imagination. 183 00:11:24,536 --> 00:11:29,129 Really, you describe things and then we pretend it's real. 184 00:11:29,477 --> 00:11:33,312 It is real...in our imagination. 185 00:11:33,835 --> 00:11:35,943 It's your turn first. What do you want to do? 186 00:11:36,423 --> 00:11:39,044 Curse myself for attending this infernal evening? 187 00:11:40,127 --> 00:11:42,983 Oh ha ha, oh you mean in the game. 188 00:11:43,256 --> 00:11:44,738 Well, you can do whatever you want. 189 00:11:45,070 --> 00:11:48,094 Then I roll this 20-sided die to see if you're successful. 190 00:11:49,120 --> 00:11:50,969 I stick my head through the bars and demand 191 00:11:51,054 --> 00:11:53,741 for the immediate release of the Lord of Chaos. 192 00:11:54,767 --> 00:11:55,943 That's a big risk. 193 00:11:56,070 --> 00:11:58,390 You have to roll a seventeen or higher to succeed. 194 00:12:01,887 --> 00:12:04,061 Oh. Bad idea. The guard gets mad. 195 00:12:05,661 --> 00:12:09,312 This spell here. I transform him into a parsnip. 196 00:12:09,684 --> 00:12:11,515 You need eleven intelligent points to cast a 197 00:12:11,534 --> 00:12:13,228 "Transform into Root Vegetable" spell. 198 00:12:14,343 --> 00:12:15,712 I'm not intelligent?! 199 00:12:15,915 --> 00:12:19,016 I cast it anyway because this game is stupid. 200 00:12:23,016 --> 00:12:24,818 The spell backfires... 201 00:12:24,997 --> 00:12:29,840 ...so your claws grow leaves and transform into parsnips. 202 00:12:31,496 --> 00:12:33,745 He heh. Parsnips. 203 00:12:37,595 --> 00:12:38,795 The guard laughs. 204 00:12:38,912 --> 00:12:41,524 He calls his friends over and they laugh too. 205 00:12:42,804 --> 00:12:45,298 Don't you laugh at ME, Big Mac! 206 00:12:45,590 --> 00:12:47,637 Does it really say that? Let me see! 207 00:12:51,665 --> 00:12:55,030 As you get angrier, everypony laughs harder. 208 00:12:58,480 --> 00:13:01,727 I seal Sir McBiggun in a magic bubble 209 00:13:01,750 --> 00:13:03,632 until he stops laughing. 210 00:13:04,950 --> 00:13:07,124 I told you, you can't do magic. 211 00:13:12,748 --> 00:13:14,654 Nnope! Nnope! Nnope! 212 00:13:15,788 --> 00:13:18,611 Not intelligent enough, please... 213 00:13:18,851 --> 00:13:20,268 Cut it out, Discord! 214 00:13:20,574 --> 00:13:22,465 Oh, this game is insufferable! 215 00:13:22,607 --> 00:13:25,251 Let me show you a real Guys' Night. 216 00:13:26,470 --> 00:13:30,644 Ahhhhh, this is the life. Jazz, dancing, 217 00:13:30,677 --> 00:13:33,044 the best table magic can buy. 218 00:13:33,289 --> 00:13:37,011 This is what Guys' Night is all about. Am I right, fellas? 219 00:13:39,891 --> 00:13:40,781 Eeyup! 220 00:13:40,894 --> 00:13:42,903 I know you probably didn't do this on purpose, 221 00:13:43,002 --> 00:13:45,171 but this table's the perfect size and shape! 222 00:13:45,783 --> 00:13:48,291 I don't think so. Let's have a drink. 223 00:13:49,468 --> 00:13:50,908 Chocolate milkshakes? 224 00:13:51,656 --> 00:13:53,468 No, we want to go back to Ogres and- 225 00:13:53,487 --> 00:13:55,647 Oh, how about a different game? 226 00:13:59,303 --> 00:14:02,004 Those are very bad cards. 227 00:14:02,272 --> 00:14:03,990 Stop messing with us, we want--! 228 00:14:04,381 --> 00:14:06,047 A dance contest? 229 00:14:11,072 --> 00:14:13,275 Surprise! We won. 230 00:14:13,948 --> 00:14:15,054 DISCORD! 231 00:14:15,910 --> 00:14:17,962 Yes...? 232 00:14:19,035 --> 00:14:21,101 Look, we don't want to do these things. 233 00:14:21,223 --> 00:14:22,461 We want to play our game. 234 00:14:22,748 --> 00:14:24,362 If you don't want to play with us, you can... 235 00:14:24,560 --> 00:14:25,990 I don't know, sit and watch. 236 00:14:26,776 --> 00:14:29,025 Sit and watch? 237 00:14:29,171 --> 00:14:31,962 Fine! We'll play your game. 238 00:14:32,578 --> 00:14:39,327 ARE YOU READY TO ENTER THE WORLD OF OGRES & OBLIETTES? 239 00:14:43,609 --> 00:14:45,096 Sir McBiggun? 240 00:14:47,007 --> 00:14:48,291 EEYUP! 241 00:14:48,729 --> 00:14:52,070 And... I'm Garbunkle? That means... 242 00:14:52,414 --> 00:14:57,115 Sweetness! We're in the game! Check it out! Ka-ZAM! 243 00:15:12,061 --> 00:15:15,915 It's Guys' Night oh yeah! In the game now oh yeah! 244 00:15:16,047 --> 00:15:17,665 Discord! Where are you?! 245 00:15:17,872 --> 00:15:19,807 This is great! You made the game real! 246 00:15:20,141 --> 00:15:24,211 Aren't games fun?! 247 00:15:24,470 --> 00:15:26,936 Should we be worried he's using his scary voice? 248 00:15:28,635 --> 00:15:33,957 Behold. I AM THE SQUIZARD! 249 00:15:36,404 --> 00:15:38,771 Oh, you're welcome. 250 00:15:39,143 --> 00:15:41,745 ATTACK! 251 00:15:48,338 --> 00:15:50,061 RUN! 252 00:16:00,329 --> 00:16:02,352 You find yourself on a battlefield. 253 00:16:02,512 --> 00:16:04,672 A barrage of arrows rains down on you. 254 00:16:04,894 --> 00:16:06,451 If you roll a fifteen or higher, 255 00:16:06,508 --> 00:16:07,920 the shield protects you. 256 00:16:08,061 --> 00:16:12,870 Fourteen or lower, and, well, HA HA you get the idea. 257 00:16:16,931 --> 00:16:19,261 Seventeen! Lucky you! 258 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:26,362 Boo! 259 00:16:26,428 --> 00:16:29,548 Discord! 260 00:16:30,964 --> 00:16:34,343 Sir McBiggun, I'd cover the entrance if I were you. 261 00:16:36,889 --> 00:16:38,263 This isn't funny. 262 00:16:38,442 --> 00:16:40,291 Isn't this what every gamer wants? 263 00:16:40,423 --> 00:16:43,364 To live the game. Like this! 264 00:16:51,548 --> 00:16:52,560 Agh! 265 00:16:57,294 --> 00:17:00,578 This kinda hurts. Like, real pain! 266 00:17:00,931 --> 00:17:02,498 Oh, how kind of you to notice. 267 00:17:02,517 --> 00:17:04,658 It's the little details that really bring 268 00:17:04,696 --> 00:17:08,141 alternate dimensions to life, wouldn't you say? 269 00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:10,541 Discord, this is awful! 270 00:17:11,454 --> 00:17:15,021 Of course it is! Spiketopia will be mine! 271 00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:18,494 And Rarity shall be my bride! 272 00:17:19,087 --> 00:17:20,324 I mean "Schmarity." 273 00:17:24,282 --> 00:17:25,105 Agh! 274 00:17:25,317 --> 00:17:27,703 Why are you doing this? You're the worst! 275 00:17:27,943 --> 00:17:30,517 If I'm the worst, then why did you invite me? 276 00:17:30,865 --> 00:17:33,524 Because we felt bad for you! 277 00:17:34,597 --> 00:17:37,058 Because you-- WHAT!? 278 00:17:40,028 --> 00:17:43,496 We're OK. We're OK! No thanks to you, Discord! 279 00:17:43,816 --> 00:17:46,291 YOU felt sorry for ME? 280 00:17:46,847 --> 00:17:49,284 Who wouldn't? Fluttershy told us you practically 281 00:17:49,322 --> 00:17:51,374 begged her to stay, and then at the train station, 282 00:17:51,449 --> 00:17:53,760 you were just standing there, all alone. 283 00:17:54,498 --> 00:17:57,054 This can't be. I'm supposed to feel sorry for you. 284 00:17:57,091 --> 00:17:59,952 Because I'm me, and you're you. 285 00:18:01,256 --> 00:18:03,063 We only invited you to be nice. 286 00:18:03,251 --> 00:18:05,529 I mean, you're kind of a weirdo. 287 00:18:05,661 --> 00:18:06,480 Eeyup. 288 00:18:07,007 --> 00:18:09,614 I ruined your night, and you don't even think I'm cool? 289 00:18:10,630 --> 00:18:12,912 Oh, how embarrassing. 290 00:18:13,891 --> 00:18:15,576 I should go. I have a lot of... 291 00:18:15,764 --> 00:18:18,004 OTHER friends I need to see tonight. 292 00:18:18,202 --> 00:18:18,800 Good. 293 00:18:19,360 --> 00:18:22,574 Yes, so many other friends. 294 00:18:24,414 --> 00:18:27,082 Farewell, Garbunkle the Magician 295 00:18:27,538 --> 00:18:29,680 and Brave Sir McBiggun. 296 00:18:29,872 --> 00:18:32,207 May providence smile upon thee and thy quest 297 00:18:32,258 --> 00:18:36,108 to rid Spiketopia of the dreaded Squizard. 298 00:18:37,289 --> 00:18:39,849 When I say it that way, the game doesn't sound half-bad. 299 00:18:42,654 --> 00:18:43,345 Oh well. 300 00:18:45,242 --> 00:18:48,828 It's better this way, right? 301 00:18:49,002 --> 00:18:49,505 Eeyup. 302 00:18:49,830 --> 00:18:53,016 Because now he can't bother us cause he's off somewhere 303 00:18:53,044 --> 00:18:57,863 by himself... all alone. With no friends. 304 00:18:58,287 --> 00:18:59,411 Eeyup. 305 00:19:02,004 --> 00:19:03,138 Ahem. 306 00:19:03,948 --> 00:19:06,997 We find ourselves in the dungeon of the evil Squizard. 307 00:19:07,407 --> 00:19:10,480 The bars are locked, and oh who am I kidding? 308 00:19:10,790 --> 00:19:12,324 We should give him another chance. 309 00:19:13,924 --> 00:19:17,369 Captain Wuzz? Can you hear me?! 310 00:19:18,277 --> 00:19:20,983 Oh, you realized how amazing I am 311 00:19:21,082 --> 00:19:23,967 and that I make you cooler just by being around me? 312 00:19:26,315 --> 00:19:30,207 Uh no, no, actually that's not what I meant to say. 313 00:19:36,164 --> 00:19:36,785 What...? 314 00:19:37,134 --> 00:19:40,748 I'm... 315 00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:41,920 We can't hear you. 316 00:19:42,023 --> 00:19:42,484 Nnope. 317 00:19:43,016 --> 00:19:45,510 I'm trying to say I'm sorry, all right? 318 00:19:45,552 --> 00:19:47,341 I'm sorry for ruining your game, 319 00:19:47,411 --> 00:19:49,510 and I'm sorry that I thought I was better than you. 320 00:19:50,903 --> 00:19:53,294 Now let's play before this evening gets any sappier, 321 00:19:53,336 --> 00:19:54,056 shall we? 322 00:19:56,616 --> 00:19:58,508 Eeyup. 323 00:19:58,588 --> 00:20:01,025 Huh? Yeah, yeah OK! 324 00:20:02,023 --> 00:20:03,943 What if we forgot the board and the pieces for a minute? 325 00:20:04,894 --> 00:20:06,757 I mean, the whole "game coming to life" 326 00:20:06,809 --> 00:20:08,230 was completely terrifying, 327 00:20:08,357 --> 00:20:10,357 but also kinda the best thing ever. 328 00:20:10,705 --> 00:20:13,529 So, uh Big Mac and I were wondering... 329 00:20:13,755 --> 00:20:16,602 what if you toned it down just a teensy bit? 330 00:20:26,117 --> 00:20:26,941 Huh? 331 00:20:33,614 --> 00:20:35,877 I've got your back, Captain Wuzz! 332 00:20:47,708 --> 00:20:50,023 Garbunkle, follow my lead! 333 00:20:54,550 --> 00:20:55,557 Bullseye! 334 00:20:55,938 --> 00:20:57,421 Nice one! 335 00:20:57,581 --> 00:21:01,722 It's Guys' Night / aww yeah / havin' fun now / aww yeah. 336 00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:07,444 We should just close the door and let them finish... 337 00:21:07,778 --> 00:21:09,232 whatever this is. 338 00:21:09,501 --> 00:21:14,282 No way! Did you see Big Mac's sword! I totally want in! 339 00:21:14,889 --> 00:21:16,654 Yeah, I don't know what it is, 340 00:21:16,767 --> 00:21:19,115 but it looks like super-duper fun! 341 00:21:23,515 --> 00:21:25,298 GUYS' NIGHT!